This Recessions Good For Something...

I was thinking the other day about our latte free depression or the risk free economy that we have created. I've notice trash piling up at fast food restaurants because of less employees, longer lines most everywhere, longer waits on phone queues and a lot fewer smiles. I've seen a lot of these depressing commercials about losing everything that I own and having some butthead help me out.

But the one thing that I haven't frankly seen is less shark attacks. Have you?!?! Apparently, someone took the time to make this correlation:

ECONOMIC RECESSION MEANS FEWER SHARK ATTACKS


Favorite quote is this from an ICHTHYOLOGIST: In 2008, attacks worldwide dipped to their lowest level in five years, a sign that Americans may be forgoing vacation trips to the beach, said ichthyologist George Burgess of the University of Florida.

Shouldn't George Burgess be worried about his job!?!?!? ICHTHYOLOGISTS are in high demand these days....

DB