Monday, February 16, 2009

Flying with the DoughBoy

Many of you want to know how the DB has earned platinum on the airlines he travels frequently. There's a secret. It's a long trade secret that I am now fully prepared to share with you. You have to brace yourself because it's what I refer to as the "Godzilla of Travelers". This technique will be shared with you here first. I won't charge you $19.95 to get the book to learn how. Just watch this video and take very careful notes.



DB

2 comments:

wmitzel said...

Definitely an Oscar worthy performance!

Anonymous said...

I have but one phrase as a solution (okay maybe two)

Valium perhaps?

Where is the security guard with the tazer?

I vote the tazer.