Then I got to thinking - there could be an entire business model out there (probably is and I just am too naive to believe it) - an eBay of virginity. So, let's see how this spectrum would work.
$3.8 million - let's put Natalie on top (not like that, perverts). Let's rephrase. Let's assume that she would be the top shelf of virgin sellers.
$2.0 million - let's give this girl credit for being very cute. So according to Natalie's pricing model, this sounds about right.
$750k - Okay, it's Miss America. I know she should probably charge more, but the mere fact of having to endure a talent contest before, or watch her change through all the wardrobe would be enough to discount the pricing..
$100 - Someone needs to love poor Dennis and I am sure that for this price someone out there would!
FREE - You'd have to be passed out and drunk. Well not even that. This doesn't even fit the kegger test. Let's assume this is a woman and let's also assume that for fun, we throw her in as a BOGO with Dennis to make that threesome all the worth it.Take your pick. Weigh in with your comments!!!
DB
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#1 - pretty sure I don't have the discretionary funds to make that happen, but I'm willing to make the effort to find it somewhere.
#2 - I'd actually elevate her above #1, so let's consider her a bargain (given the market they're in)
#3 - I knew a beauty pageant queen in college...you couldn't pay ME enough to deal with this kind of crazy...off the charts nuts - just trust me on this.
#4 - I thought Telly Savalas died in the 90's? Who loves ya baby?...
#5 - this poor bastard screams "my mother used to tease me during breast feeding"...this thing shouldn't be allowed to walk in public w/o a collar on.
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